December 2009
5 posts
iPhone does TOO much
Apparently AT&T is getting swamped with network usage from iPhone fanatics. It’s kind of funny considering I know soo many people who say “it does everything!” and then proceed to “do everything” on their phone… AT&T is going to make users cut back. This should be intriguing.
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I was the leader of a gang in elementary school. We would bring little bottles...
– Avery Schroff, a five-foot-nothing Vegan that does community service and knitting.
Morgan Freeman
… could read from the phone book and make it sound like an incredible read.
“Hello, my name is Morgan Freeman, and I will be reading H-K.”
Now shut the fuck up and listen to my story.
– Garret Hill before reading the girls a scary story to fall asleep to